... it is very unfortunate that at Xmas time, so many young children are saying “… all I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth...” This will seriously reduce the chances of Santa actually finding any of his missing teeth.
Perhaps Santa’s little helper, whose expertise in doing the sleigh round at Xmas may be limited to the oriental and sub-continent regions, may be able to master the reins and assist in the provision of teeth… Oops, on second thoughts - there’s no teeth there either!
Perhaps another F’dale F’Wit player or supporter may be able to muster up at least 1 tooth between them towards Santa’s dental needs. Please Fatso ‘Female’ from the bench - No cheese teeth please!